“How’s that even possible?” you might ask.
The answer – In the immortal words of Rang De Basanti (from 13:38-13:44 timestamp on YouTube, if one does want to see such sorry depiction of women in the commie-propaganda of “intolerance freak” Aamir Khan) which says: “because woke women can make possible impossible…uh, impossible, possible.”
“But there was no woke in it, back then!” (Yeah, yeah…I can hear secular-liberal, Abrahmo-Leftists screaming.) “You changed the harmless dialogue to suit your own political agenda in modern culture wars!”
Precisely my point!
Y’see, in that article, it’s about her subtle way to ‘Define, what Diwali means? What it’s all about?’, for all of us. Today – as against the Rang De Basanti commie school days.
Just like it’s the favourite pastime of all Abrahmo-Leftists – who absolutely hate Hindus – to hijack the task of explaining to us, all of us, repeatedly, without asking, “Just what is Hinduism? What it means to be a Hindu?”
And so, then I reread the whole thing…
And then had to do a face-palm! – Just like its shown in the smiley.
There was ample reason for doing so.
For I could’ve dispensed with my own long, deep analysis of the subtle anti-Hindu bigotry in that article and focused entirely on this one aspect.
Because this one alone, should have been enough for any sane, right-thinking Hindu to become convinced of the sheer, laughable but no less disgusting anti-Hindu evil being peddled here.
The sheer non-sense of an anti-Hindu Abrahmo-Leftist alleged journalist peddling her propaganda in a fakestream news media, about defining ‘What exactly is Diwali all about?’
Woke Diwali = Brown Sepoy’s Thanksgiving?
Let’s start with the last para.
Here, she says, nay, ‘asks’ from us, rather forcefully, that isn’t it about ‘gratitude’ and ‘celebration’? A series of days to enjoy good things in life, and pray for even better ones in the future?’
The short answer: No, it isn’t.
Since she’s disguising her contemptuous imposition of opinion in the form of inquiry, I’d be honest with y’all and ask too, frankly:
When was the last time the meaning, importance, reason, and message of Diwali was explained to you in above terms?
To illustrate my point better, when was the last time the answer to ‘What’s Diwali all about? Why do we celebrate it?’ had been given in this generic a term, of ‘celebration’ and ‘gratitude’, by any devoted, practising or even marginally aware Hindu?
When was the last time ‘gratitude’ even entered into the conversation about Diwali?
‘Celebration’ and ‘Gratitude’ … What are we celebrating here? A bloody Thanksgiving? Or Bakrid?
Defining it in such generic terms could be, well, applied to any festival, across cultures.
And if we insist on focusing only on generic, common, bland Abrahmo-Leftist approved Universalist sloganeering, what happens to another famed argument of Abrahmo-Leftists? The argument for ‘diversity?’
Why have different festivals, because in one way or another, it can always be argued that they’re all about bloody ‘celebration’ and ‘gratitude’, no?
See, this is the subtle monotheist brainwashing of Abrhamic strain being peddled here.
Everything else is false. They have no ‘unique’ meanings of their own. There’s only one way. My way. It’s all about ‘Celebration’ and ‘Gratitude’.
And from there, it’s a natural line of thought for any gullible Hindu: ‘Well, given every festival I celebrate is all about ‘Celebration’ and ‘Gratitude’, why must I celebrate all of them? Or rather any of them? Thanks to my generous well-wishers, the Abrhamo-Leftists, I’ve come to know so much ‘unscientific’, ‘socially irresponsible’ things associated with ALL of my festivals. I shouldn’t ‘Celebrate’ any of them and be ‘Grateful’ for my Abrahmo-Leftist well-wishers for opening my eyes. They told us that we Hindus are tolerant of other religions, no? *Singgers in guilty pleasure* Hehe, I also celebrate ‘Valentine’s Day’ with my girlfriend/boyfriend, away from those pesky Bajrang Dal people, against which my dear well-wishers, the Left-Liberals (well, so what, if ‘Abrahmic’ faction of their alliance isn’t here this time? Maybe they were busy in some important ‘socially responsible’ and ‘scientific work’ this day! (like hacking-off innocent Hindus and harrassing/raping Burqa/Hijab wearing Muslim women for completely made-up ‘Bhagwa-Love-Trap Jihadist conspiracy theory)) they had resolutely supported me, and stood by me, no? That’s the norm here, yes? The festival of Love? If it celebrates ALL love, then… well, why do I have to spend extra on the celebration about only the love-story of Ram and Sita? Hey, here’s an interesting idea! We should all celebrate only Christmas, New Year and Eid! Join the happiness across globe – we do believe in ‘Vasudhaiv Kutumbakam’ no? – and save the money and headache of celebrating so many different festivals no-body else in the world is interested in and which is ‘unscientific’ and ‘socially irresponsible’ anyway.’
How far from that grotesque brainwashing is conversion to Jihadism and Crusader-ism?
Don’t believe me?
Thinking that ‘Perhaps I’m thinking too much. And there’s nothing deliberately ‘Anti-Hindu’ about such ‘innocent’, ‘well-intentioned’ attempts at generalizing our festivals? (Even if these attempts expose nothing but complete nonsense of Abrahmo-Leftists?)
Maybe I am – and there isn’t.
But maybe I am not – And there is!
And so, to control this anti-Hindu non-sense, and prevent such deadly virus from spreading further and becoming a pandemic, we must now deploy our 100% effective vaccine: Ctrl F.
A Super-Weapaon to control woke, anti-Hindu, pollution non-sense.
Ctrl F … (Not to be confused with its derogatory insinuation and certainly not with the disgusting utterances and finger-signalling of a leading politician of anti-Hindu INDI alliance in Bihar, who sees no difference between dignity of parliament and that of the C grade movie set), is a wonderful tool in the era of cheap internet littered with not just deep-fakes but deeply-fake alleged “journalists” from fakestream media, and so, if we take a respectable meaning of “controlling non-sense” as what ‘Ctrl F’ symbolizes, we can gain highly useful insights in all sorts of nonsense being peddled by these left liberal fakestream journalists and alleged intellectuals.
What does it do?
Essentially, in the digital world, this key-combination is widely used, across different systems, to ‘Find’ things.
To search for truths.
And so, we press ‘Ctrl F’ on the keyboard while reading the sinister article, and in the search box of truth that appears, we type the one thing that’s come to define the Hindu politics in not just 10 but last 30 years. (If not lakhs of years for eons past) And which is, by far, the most common reason Bharatiya people associate with Diwali.
One word that encompasses all our religiosity; all of our existence; all the reasons of being – ours and everything else’s.
One word, ‘ek naam’, that symbolizes the highest ideals of human life; epitome of all virtues; the perfection-manifest about Dharma, duty, honor, righteousness, friendship, generosity, kindness, valour, nationalism, obedience, military strategies, brotherhood, scholarship, bravery, politics, devotion, cunning, respect, truth and of course! Love.
Oneword, that’s been central to all the people’s understanding of Diwali who call this Bharat their homeland; those who’d sacrificed their lives for it; and all those who’re alive today because of it:
“Ram.”
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
Zero.
I was stumped.
But then I thought that ‘Okay, it’s because they hate Bhagwan Ram too much. And given that exactly because of this massive hatred, they’d come to worship his enemy so much, eulogize and glorify him, across their cesspools of degenerate college campuses – dominated by Abrahmo-Leftist politics, he must be there, right?’
Right?
So we do a new search in the box provided by Ctrl F.
This time for “Ravan.”
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
I was amazed.
I quickly typed “Sita” in the search box, given there’s so much toxic discussion about “Hindutva Patriarchy” Her character in the epic naturally symbolizes – according to Abrahmo-Leftists; making Her a favourite weapon to bring a cudgel to Bhagwan Ram. And what He symbolizes today: Hindu political resistance.
But still.
The search results found about Sita, in the secular-liberal article – written by a woman! – lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
At this point Adi-Shesh Avtaar “Laxman” and Shiv-Avtaar, Pavanputra “Hanuman” may well be categorized as ‘members of marginalized communities’, (No, I’m not just saying this ainvayi. There’s reason for that, stay tuned for it in the next article!) so they must definitely be there!
But nope.
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
I even typed in “Ayodhya”, as a wild-shot-in-the-dark, trying to shamelessly imitate King Dashrath’s shabd-bhedi baan…but still, I’m no Him!
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
I was breathless… leaning back in my chair with an awestruck exhale.
But then I coughed with all the Abrahmo-Leftist smoke in my lungs that was oddly reminiscent of those disgusting images of pus-filled horrors we see before all those urduwood movies start rolling their anti-Hindu propaganda in theatres, warning about deadly cancer; and so I quickly leaned forward, coughing and retching violently with ancient black smoke jammed in my chest whose 1 essential barium pollution ingredient was called ‘Secularism’. Keeping in mind that this article focuses also, on what we were taught in schools about Diwali.
Way back in those golden, secular days. Like that alleged journalist had lamented.
One of those things being the ‘Essays’ we were forced to memorize. In both Hindi and English.
I remembered the Abrahmo-Leftist syllabus prepared by hardcore Marxists speaking into my mind from a blinkered past in an admonishing voice: ‘Diwali was never about only 1 set of events and narrative about it, you majoritarian, brahminical, Hindutvavadi bigot!’
True that!
In Dwapar yug, Pandavas had returned to Hastinapur on the same day (Beautiful, isn’t it? Ram’s return to Ayodhya from Vanvas and Pandava’s return to hastinapur, on the same Kartik Amavasya? Nothing else could explain it except Bhagwan ki iccha.)
But nope.
Search results, in the article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’ for “Pandavas”, “Krishna”, “Mahabharat” and even “Vanvas” (the bloody exile was common across both ‘mythological epics’!), were still, a big, fat 0.
But Hinduism is not limited to just Ramayan or Mahabharat.
Purans and other scriptures, when they talk about Vishnu ji and Lakshmi ji, they also mention this date, Kartik Amavas, at least twice.
- When Lakshmi ji had manifested Herself for the 1st time, in Samudra Manthan and chose to take Bhagwan Vishnu as Her eternal husband.
- When Bhagwan Vishnu had rescued Lakshmi ji from the prison of Raja Bali.
But let’s just keep it simple, shall we? Let’s just search for “Vishnu” and “Lakshmi” in this article.
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
At this point, the Abrahmo-Leftist anti-Hindu voice is whining and screaming again: ‘You nasty little superstitious, majoritarian, Hindutvavadis! When will you accept that there are other religions, events, and people associated with this festival too? Those rooted in our verifiable Marxist history and who’re, at least most of them, definitely much more and greater than your majoritarian fascist Hinduism!’
Okay, I’m intimidated enough. *shudders*
Since pollution debate is so intricately linked with Punjab and its khalistanis and left wing terrorists masquerading as ‘farmers’ and ‘unions’, and invariably, all Abrahmo-Leftists, whether foreign or domestic, find themselves on the side of anti-Hindu terrorists, we should definitely try to rescue our Sikh brothers from this hatred.
Diwali is celebrated as ‘Bandi Chor Diwas’ in Sikhism, a day on which Guru HarGobind Singh ji and 52 other Hindu Kings were released from prison by Mughal invader Jehangir.
So keeping in mind the minority view, I searched for “Guru HarGobind/Govind Singh”, “Guru Gobind/Govind Singh”, “Punjab”, “Bandi Chor Diwas” and “Sikhs” too.
Or heck, even the ‘Secular King’ Jehangir and peaceful ‘Khalistan’. (Since its AAP in both Delhi and Punjab, duh…)
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
Of course since we’re talking about ‘farmers’… it’s held by ‘secular’ people that Diwali could’ve been started as a ‘Harvest festival’, the last before winter.
Just like ‘Thanksgiving’.
Okay, let’s do that too.
Searching for “Harvest”…
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
The Abrhamo-Leftists are banging their head now. ‘Other people? Remember? Other religions? Why are you so keen on erasing their history in our Ganga-Jamuni Tehzeeb! Since you Hindutva Fascists are also – Other Secular Gods are our witness – so damn keen on ‘Othering’ the others all the time. Also, what is your problem with Maa Kali, you misogynist Hindutvavadi! (For knowing more about her accurate, fully-inclusive, approved version, visit Meena Money-made-halwai’s cigarette smoking and queer interpretation!)’
Yeah, my bad.
Diwali is also believed to be the day for last incarnation of Mata kali: Kamalatmika. Bengalis especially worship her.
But when searching for “Kali/Kaali/Kamalatmika”…
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
For ‘other’ religions, and their religious figures, which we Hindus are supposedly trying to ‘otherize’:
In Jainism, its believed that Mahavir, the 24th and last Tirthankar, had attained Nirvan, (Moksha) on 14th of Kartik, Chaturdashi.
And so…
Searching for “Jain / Jainism”, “Mahavir” , “Nirvan / Moksha”…
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
Returning to fiery Hinduism once more (can’t help it!) Maharshi Dayanad of Arya Samaj had attained Moksha on the Kartik Amavasya too.
So…
Searching for “Arya Samaj”, “Maharshi Dayanand / Saraswati” , “Nirvan / Moksha”…
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
Also, King Vikramditya’s coronation was also supposed to have happened on the same day.
Searching for “Vikramditya / Coronation / Sinhasan Batteesi / Gangu teli” …
The search results found about it, in the secular-liberal article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 0.
‘Phew…’ I thought. ‘This can’t be happening. This is too much. I can’t breathe!’
*Coughs violently… and Secularly.*
And so, then I did a final, meta-level search, to settle this “debate” once and for all.
In the search box provided by Ctrl F that’s used to identify and limit all sorts of non-sense – and also to find truths, I typed one word.
“Hindu”.
This time…
The search results found about it, in the article lecturing us all on ‘What Diwali is all about?’: 4.
Four!
Now that’s more like it, isn’t it?
But wait!
The 1st one?
It’s highlighted in the word “anti-Hindu”. With double quotes and all. (If Freudian slip of Abrahmo-Leftists masquerading as journalists had a face, this would’ve been it.)
The full phrase is about a condescending admonishment about how in last 10 years cracker burning has been termed as “anti–Hindu decision by Secular governments.”
The second time, when we come across the word, is also, in a phrase still in double quotes. For BJP’s assertion that AAP is “hurting sentiments of Hindus.”
The 3rd and 4th time the word “Hindu” occurs in the article, its about a full para that’s nothing but quoting BJP’s 2022 statement on the matter verbatim.
So…
The key finding…
An article that starts and ends with paras on ‘What Diwali is all about?’ and ‘What it means?’ does NOT contain even One. Single. Mention for the most popular origin story of it. About Bhagwan Ram or Ramayan. But not only that, it completely manages to miss any mention of any religious, cultural or historical narrative that’s associated with the festival’s land of origin: Bharat.
Furthermore, the alleged journalist couldn’t bring herself to write Hindu even once in her article!
Of the total 4 times it makes an appearance…
- The two times the word appear as it should, it’s in the statement of BJP, not the journalist’s.
- The other two times it appears, its part of the word “anti-Hindu”.
- From these other two, the one time it appears, it’s still paraphrasing BJP.
- The only time the journalist uses the word herself, it’s, again, part of “anti-Hindu”.
- All 4 times when it appears, it’s in double quotes, suggesting reference to someone/thing else’s use of it or the journalist herself expressing skepticism or exaggeration over the allegation of “anti-Hindu” nature of argument put forth by the likes of herself: Abrahmo-Leftists hacks from Lutyens Elite and Brown Sepoys, forever licking foreign boots.
Let that Secular truth sink in for a moment.
She could’ve used at least a simple google search about ‘Why do we celebrate Diwali?’ and the very 1st page would’ve educated her about it if she’d forgotten her ‘school-history’ and ‘essay-writing’ back in those golden, secular days about the festival.
Even the searches for ‘What’s Diwali all about?’ and ‘What does Diwali mean?’ – and expanding it better to remove any ambiguity with a phrase ‘What is the meaning of Diwali philosophically?’ returns the kind of results, on the very 1st page, in which none, not even the colonial, rabid anti-Hindu british taxpayer funded propaganda outlet BBC, managed to explain it by erasing every single religious, cultural and historical aspect related to the festival’s land of origin: Bharat. About what is naturally known as ‘Hindu’ since time-immemorial.
That’d certainly explain her hatred for even the word, “Hindu.”
Heck, even the BBC article I’m talking about earlier, that one should serve as perfect comparison because:
a.) It’s from a historically colonial, rabidly racist and consistently anti-Hindu hatemonger outlet. And…
b.) It was mainly focused on a different issue: Food, in this case.
But even that colonial anti-Hindu rag, when even talking about slightly unrelated stuff like food, couldn’t stoop low enough to completely erase all Bhartiyata from Diwali. It lists Hindu, Sikh and Jain dharmic and cultural beliefs behind it. It even lists Goddess Lakshmi ji!
(Imagine! A Marxist devotee being respectful for the Goddess of wealth – that too, a ‘Hindoo’ Goddess!)
Talk about the brown sepoy followers being more loyal than the British King.
I know decolonization had got a lot of flak these days – purely because of the western genocidal left’s lunacy over Israel-Hamas war, but come on! This level of anti-Hindu, anti-Bharat hatred surely calls for some serious decolonization of ‘Indian’ Abrahmo-Leftists’ mind.
Because frankly, it’s insane!
What we see here, especially if its about Hindus’ biggest festival.
Especially because it’s something that’s going to mean much, much more from January 22 this year…
Thenceforth and forever.
Bhagwan Ram Lalla’s Pran-Pratishtha in Ayodhya’s Bhavya Ram-Mandir…Its going to magnify and change, forever, how and what we’ve come to know and celebrate about Diwali.
And I’m not alone who believes the complete ‘insanity’ of the secular propaganda being peddled here.
So who else does?
Stay tuned for an amusing reveal in the next part…!
